Recently I arranged to get my hoover serviced. I wish I could say that was a euphemism for something sexy or racy but it’s not. I am genuinely just taking my hoover to be serviced. I was told I could drop it off any time in the evenings and I arranged to do this after… Continue reading Coming of age.
So much like life we started out like teenagers with big dreams and elaborate visions. We thought we would absolutely achieve everything we set out to because we ‘believed’ and were willing to ‘work hard’. This vision was borne from utter naivety, from having no real knowledge time, money or expertise to speak of. In… Continue reading The Allotment Diaries
Easter weekend is upon us, I have never really understood the whole 2 bank holiday days at Easter thing or Easter in general to be honest. I get the religious meaning and importance but I don’t understand why everyone else cares so much? I know the chocolate eggs are nice but most of them taste… Continue reading A few words about the joy of the Easter weekend.
It’s nearly that time of year again where we all spin around in a wild panic wondering just how to let our Valentine know that we love them more than any ex ever did. If you’re in a new relationship that can be the hardest part, with memories of exes still fresh in their minds,… Continue reading How To Make Valentine’s Day Perfect
This Christmas I received the gift of Alexa. In fact I got 2 Alexa’s and one small one that plugs into the kitchen radio. I had mentioned to MrP earlier in the year that I had been coveting a friend’s ability to turn lights off upstairs, ask for music and be told the occasional joke,… Continue reading The gift of Alexa
New Year! New beginnings! New You! Yes! Because that one night where you stayed up until the next day will make all the difference! It will make you stronger, richer, thinner, fitter, healthier and just generally more amazing. If this were the case then why don’t we stay up past midnight every night? I know,… Continue reading 2018 Ninja Kittens
Not sure if any of you have noticed but Christmas is coming and just so we’re all clear I love pretty much all things Christmas. I’m aware that not everyone feels the same, my timeline has been full of memes about no one wanting to hear about Christmas or see an Elf or hear a… Continue reading The thing about Christmas.